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I should be in jail =D

Fri May 22, 2009, 8:30 PM
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]

HAVE YOU...

[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex (hasn't everyone?)
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[x] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 26

[x] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL SO FAR: 32

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 41

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR: 49

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 57

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

GRAND TOTAL: 67

I should be in jail. Skillz, I haz dem

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Rise Against
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Phillip DeFranco Show
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Coffee

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:iconsinisterinsanity:
heyhey, guess who? :D

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:iconmikaelaroxyajox:
JOSH! likes....butt sex haha

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Thanks for the :+fav:
Much appreciated :D

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Thanks for the watch.

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thanks for friending me :)
:icontofulabyrinth:
hey thanks for watch

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:iconfreeburgfreak:
Thanks for the watch.

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